harry plays football in a small town in west texas. louis might be the only person that doesn’t give a damn.
harry’s a chronically underpaid magazine intern and louis is the premier league’s first gay footballer.
louis is the captain of the swim team, harry is in love with him a bit, and there’s this ritual before big meets.
harry is a pro tennis player, and louis is a pro footballer.
harry is a hockey player, and louis is his slightly melodramatic boyfriend.
Bounty Hunter AU: “An open bond just came in. But you know what, your thing sounds a lot more fun. Don’t worry about it, I’ll find somebody else.” Paul waved him off.
“Woah, hold up, man, I need this gig. Come on, I’m in the hole!”
“You’re always in the hole!”
“What’s your point?” Harry questioned, fuming.
“My point is, that I don’t know if you’re the right person for the job.” Paul explained. “This thing could be a disaster.” He stood back up and reached into his back pocket, pulling out a piece of paper. “But you asked for it.” Paul smirked, hanging the folded paper over to the man.
Harry looked at him confusedly. Then he opened the paper that was given to him, gawking at what was printed inside. “Is this a joke?” Harry asked, very seriously.
On the paper that Harry held in his hand, was a profile for the last man he thought would be arrested, let alone skip bail. His ex-husband, Louis Tomlinson.
louis those pants are way too tight I can literally see the indention a of your curves
that means so much coming from the boy whose penis can't even breathe in his pants
what tattoos should we get next
I don't know getting our names tattooed on to each other is a bit much at least we already have our first words tattooed god when did we become so sappy
louis your tanktops sleeves are way to open I could literally stick my head inside your shirt
well my dear Harold you sir have your boobs basically hanging out of your shirts so don't dare complain
fuck that ha hell yes
you aren't badass louis I can literally pick you up and carry you wherever I want please honey stop youre like a hyperactive puppy
I’ll never understand people who don’t drink alcohol
Maybe they know what alcohol can do to people, maybe they fear liver failure, maybe they had a family member or friend that died from an alcohol related accident, maybe they don’t feel the need or desire to drink, it’s really not that hard to comprehend.